Need some inspiration on Election Day?

Recently, the Sacramento Bee asked readers to send in Haikus about the upcoming election. I found the results to be highly entertaining. Some are pretty straight-forward, people sharing their opinions, but many are very clever, and dripping with cynicism that can't help but make me laugh. The following are a few of my favorites:

Absentee votes count.
Bigfoot may really exist.
Just not in this state.

Propositions, bah!
Remember Nancy Reagan?
Just Say No to all!

Lawmakers draw their own districts;
How Cozy!
Elect Rand McNally.

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